The Facial Network - Episode 1

I'm feeling a bit horny today. Let's have a look. What's going on here?

Let's have a look at the Facebookers. You've got to love this Facebookers business,

it's fucking slags left right and centre. Look at this old tart, got the tits out of the ring.

Hmm, Dimitri. Hi Dimitri. Would you like to meet up for some naughty fun today?

Oh, hold on, message. Let's have a look. Ah, no, that's alright. Page Ashley.