Old guy gets lucky with pretty girlfriend and her friend

Welcome back. It's now three hours since we opened and there hasn't been a single

fucking customer in the shop and I'm mildly worried but hey not to worry the

day is still here. Jig you did actually put the adverts in the paper didn't you?

I did, I put the adverts in the local papers for the grand opening day of the 16th.

Right, bring it on. The 16th? The 16th mate, yeah. Jig, today's the 15th. Oh, are you serious?