Exchange of Secrets

No, you were at the mall with that dumb blonde bimbo.

Well, I wasn't-- - Cheating on Sarah.

What are you talking about? - I saw you with my own two eyes.

Okay, so I was at the mall after work and-- - Holding hands with some blonde bitch.

That girl is my cousin. - Oh, I'm sure. That's why you were kissing all of your cousins?