Couch Whore

Oh, right there. Hi everybody. Hi, uh, Kyle... what's it? Kyle Gaga. Mr. Gaga. Hi, Paul.

People are like, "I'm good, Paul. How are ya?" I'm just gonna... I wanna... I wanna...

I put a little too close. It was raining a little late. Stop vlogging now, huh, 'cause I got these big old titties.

How's everybody doing? I had a fabulous Christmas, Kyle, so I'm still wearing my red, 'cause it reminds me of Santa.

Hi, Benji. No, I don't do anal. No anal for me.