College Professor Online Reading Class Turns Sexual

Well, hello. This is Professor Dumble Dee Wee. Dumble Dee Wee. Dumble Dee Wee.

And I'm gonna read you an excerpt. An excerpt? What's an excerpt?

I'm gonna read you an excerpt out of "The Tales of Beedle the Bard."

Sit down class.

This is an online class and I want you all to be sitting down for this excerpt.